Song for the day: Bubblegum Bitch by Marina and the Diamonds
Because it’s a very catchy song and I can tell it’s going to be in my head ALL DAY on my shift.
I just amped my anxiety up for the day by ringing the hairdressers. Apparently 23 is no longer a child and I have to make my own appointments.
Anyway, I got revenge by getting an early morning appointment on Good Friday, delaying our trip to Grandad’s by a couple of hours. C’est la vie.
Today’s challenge is to talk about my pet peeves, so settle in guys – it might be a long one!
Nah, I’ll try and stick to my top 3 ultimate worst things to do to piss me the hell off.
RULE NUMBER ONE:
Thou shalt not chew with thy mouth open.
You sound like a cement mixer, which, incidentally, is what I shall be burying you in if you make chewing noises in my presence.
RULE NUMBER TWO:
Thou shalt not walk at the pace of a snail whilst blocking the whole pavement.
SOME OF US HAVE PLACES TO BE OK EITHER WALK FASTER OR LET ME PAST!!!!
RULE NUMBER THREE:
Thou shalt not be inconsiderate of others.
I don’t know if this is an anxiety thing or what but I am constantly aware of what if going on around me and what other people’s reactions to something might be, right down to things like bus etiquette. If there are millions of empty seats, DON’T PICK THE ONE IN FRONT OF THE ONLY OTHER PERSON ON THE BUS.
Urgh I’m all riled up now!
Hope you’re all ok out there!